January 2010
13 posts
It's Friday & there is a Laker game on
that means that Mark isn’t going to study tonight.
1. Go to google.com.
2. Type “where is Chuck Norris”.
3. Press “I’m feeling lucky”.
4. You are welcome.
Sitting in the RT lab at CSUN
I’ve been sitting here for about 15 minutes & it is more quiet here in our lab than in the library. I get this room all to myself, mostly because all of my peers are at home or in another class. I’m sitting here about to study for Physics as I wait for Mark to be dismissed from his Biostats class & I begin to hear someone whistle The Andy Griffith theme song.
I don’t...
Unprepared
I noticed all these posts about school starting tomorrow & I’m still not in school mode. I still think I have a few more days of clinicals before actual school starts. So I look over & I see my backpack, still filled with stuff from Fall ‘09 semester.
I then realize…CRAP! school starts a day after tomorrow & I have nothing ready. I’ve already started...
Top 13 Reasons to Date a Radiologic Technologist
1. We do our best work in the dark 2. We can see through your clothes 3. We know all the positions 4. We are well developed 5. The chemistry is always right 6. We know what buttons to push 7. We have all the right techniques 8. We know how to warm up a tube 9. We know how to get the best penetration 10. When you need it now, we make it wet. 11. Human anatomy is common knowledge. 12. We do it on...
A few days ago, my computer restarted on me, then kept on restarting without it even reaching the desktop yet. So, whatever. I turned it off & left my computer off for a few days. Finally, I took it to Fry’s where they said they needed to keep my computer. Maximum amount they would keep it would be two weeks.
To make up for the time that they have left me without a computer, they gave...
You know you're in a bad neighborhood when...
you can tell the difference between gun shots & fire crackers.
Happy New Year
Now I have a very important question, how will you say 2010?
Two Thousand & Ten?
Two Thousand Ten?
Twenty Ten?